"Cancel your future." And stay in the 90s forever. Sounds like HEAVEN! Detention...
"Don't break her heart." Bitch be crazzzzzzy! Read more on The Loved Ones....
"The first real ghost story" Please. Blair Witch Project was the first. OH WAIT! That wasn't real either! Read more on Apartment 143...
"El Dia mas feliz de me vida." Ja! Te caigas en la leche tia. If that's the happiest day of your life, you should have put a bullet in your head a long time ago. Read more on REC3...
"A brother and sister who run away from home find sanctuary in a deserted nature reserve." Okay, maybe it wasn't so deserted, and sanctuary was temporary. Oh, and they have sex with each other. Read more on Rabies...
"True Pain is Screamless" But that doesn't stop the bitch from screaming. Read more onThe Orphan Killer....
"Freedom's Never Free." Boy you can say that again.
I'll just go ahead and say, "you shouldn't see this movie." Not because I really think you shouldn't see it, but because it is completely void of any human decency. It's pretty fucking disturbing. But hey, if a movie can evoke that reaction out of ME , it deserves at least 4 stars. At the risk of being detested, I'll say don't be a pussy and SEE IT! Read more on A Serbian Film
"You Never Forget Your First Time." Or your second...or third...or fourth....Read more on Deadgirl...
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A weekend by the lake, with views to die for." Don't get your panties in a ruffle, the movie is better than the tagline. Read more on Eden Lake...
"Payback is a bitch of a whore." Actually, to be accurate, it's a bastard of a whore. And if there was a word for "child of a whore who survives botched abortion attempt with a hanger by whore's pimp", that would be even more accurate. Read more on Hanger...
"Psychedelic terror, subversion, satire, and true gore!" More of a self-proclamation than tagline. Here's a better one: ”I'm gonna fuck you…until you die!" Much better. Read more on Someone's Knocking At The Door...
"Breaking up is so very hard to do." Recently dumped? Return Pretty Woman to the video store and plop this sucker in the DVD player. It'll really give you something to cry about.
Seeds are like serial killers. When you plant them in the ground, they eventually re-surface above ground. Except the seed is now a flower and the serial killer is still a serial killer. Read more on Seed...
"The most brutal movie ever made." Oh, except for Last House On The Left. Idiot. Read More on Chaos....
"Evil Runs In The Blood." Especially if you are genetically predisposed to being a werewolf. Then there's being bitten by one too...
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