I was IN LOVE with this movie for about the first 1/2 of it.....these guys were cool, the friends I never had. Shit got real weird real fast and if you think you know what's gonna happen next, it'll slap you upside the head and then maybe try to eat you. This is one of those movies that you don't want to know anything about before watching (even though watching it won't give you any big "ah-ha" moments). Won't spoil it for you, never do, but I will do you the honor of listing the top five reason why you should see it.
5) Bad boys
4) Slutty chicks
3) Sociopath Rockabillies (did I spell that right?)
2) Zombies or vampires or something inbetween.
1) #1 reason why you should see this flick? Because I fucking said so.
So for you newb-tubers (in the middle of a few rounds of COD right now), here's where I make fun of people who write bad reviews of awesome movies. Normally IMDB has a plethora of horror-haters for me to have my pick of, but nothing overtly annoying this time around. But I did find this guy "Jason" at horrorphilia.com (not advocating this website, but you must go to his sight and see the tiled background pic of him and a tube of saran wrap), who said this (BTW his entire review is longer than the actual movie):
The Conclusion
“Eeeek!” is the first thing that comes to my mind on this one. The CGI
gore also pissed me of enough to drop a whole half point from my final
score. It may (on a good day) be worth a rent but not by much. It just
really blows my mind on how far off the rails this one runs from the
starting point to the finish. Sooo yeah..there isn’t much to see here,
folks.
"Eeeek!" Really? Idiot. The CGI gore pissed you off? Well your background picture makes me want to punch you in the face, but you don't hear me "eeking" now do you?
3.5 eek evoking stars. Bitches
